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but imagine the doctor as a lit teacher
  • Student: We don't know what the author actually meant, and they're dead, so it's not like we can go ask them.
  • The Doctor:
  • Student:
  • The Doctor:
  • Student:
  • The Doctor: brb

thefaultsinourself:

densofaxis:

the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off

that is beautiful

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fainthorror:

what if you woke up and there was a band members hand on your boob

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i went to the park near my home with this beautiful boy, and before going i wrote some of my poetry pieces on my typewriter. we hung my pieces on a fishing line that we tied around the trees. one of the pieces wasn’t tied on tight enough, and it blew away into the creek a few feet away from us. we left it there, and as we were leaving, we saw these runners reading my poetry pieces in the woods. every piece was about love, and on one of the pieces of paper i wrote, “love is never lost”. and i heard the runners talking about how much they enjoyed the poetry, and how they hoped they would stay on the line forever. it was a nice, calming, and warm afternoon.

claydols:

damn you must be itunes because you are always not responding

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niknak79: He’s tripping on acid

gameboycoloured:

every sentence is a sexual innuendo if u think long and hard about it anal sex

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youmeateverlark: IT IS SO FUCKING CUTE THAT I WANT TO DIE