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5sos-unoffical:

If you are more concerned with a band’s sex life then you are their music, what are you even doing, why are you wasting your time on them? It’s about the music.

(via alexanderwilliarn)

healiing:

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/australia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

(via trust)

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via kingsleyyy)

nyupanties:

im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look

(Source: reifaun, via diaryofawannadie)

macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

(via heanbean)

lindsaylohoean:

WHY DOES YOUR NOSE RUN AND YOUR FEET SMELL WHERE’S THE LOGIC

(via trust)

shutupaubrey:

i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with

(via penrosed-down)

notre-eau:

i want you here

poupon:

drakensberg:

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

(via notenuf)

meadowkitten:

I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden

(via pizza)